My name is Gandalf, I'm a well educated wizard in my late 60's. My life has always been so busy, I've never had time to have some fun, so now I'm looking for a young, pretty woman to fill the hole in my heart.
I have a long, grey beard that you would need to groom regularly..a tangled beard will put me in a rage. My wonderful height of 3 metres should not intimidate you, I know where you can find sturdy stilts. I am fond of honest, hard working, kind women.
The woman of my dreams should be thin, not hairy (I can't stand hairy feet..no offence Bilbo), gorgeous and a good cook. I eat at around 8pm every day so that gives you plenty of time to do the washing, ironing and cleaning before dinner.
I can not stand lazy people, or fat people for that matter (again no offence Bilbo).
Auditions will be held at Middle Earth Theatre on the 42nd of March, if you think you have what it takes to be my hunny and wish to apply contact me on:
Email- magicmaster@wizardshome.middle.earth.wiz
Phone- 101-wizard
Please note: ALL goblins WILL be turned down!
